Kat-elric

*pokes it* Well it has been a long time since I have been here... (My icon is horrible! )

Hopefully in the near future I can get a better camera and start taking pictures again. I haven't crafted in a long time. I suppose I have been too busy writting. Anyone that is over on LJ and knows me would know that... (apparently the muses won't leave well enough alone).

I'm also thinking of making some pulshies in the new future. I'll probably end up regretting that.

So under the suggestion of a friend I am going to do my first movie reveiw...

SPOILERS AHEAD! IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE WITHOUT KNOWING THE ENDING DON'T READ. Thank you.















Still here? Great. Grab some popcorn and your choice of drink and settle in for "The Knowing: Abridged"

-Scene One-

Nick Cage: I am a super smart astrophysics person, who is a super strict father and may have a slight drinking problem.
Caleb: I'm the son who he doesn't let play soccer or play with any friends. *sniffles and pets pet rabbit*
Nick Cage: What is this piece of paper? *picks up paper filled with lots of little numbers*
Caleb: It was put in a time capsule at my school by a really creepy girl who heard voices, 50 years ago.
Nick Cage: Excellent! You go to bed. I must fall into a drunken state so that I can decifer this code.
Caleb: Ok *walks off to bed*
Nick Cage: *chugs alcohol for a while* I've got it! These numbers are a code stating the date of a bad event and how many people die! I can do this while less then sober but I cannot notice the creepy dude in a trench coat standing right behind me!
Creepy Dude: *whispers* I be ninja.

-Scene Two-

Nick Cage: *to smart friend at work* I'm telling you these are a code. This one right here is the date my wife died in a fire. Something bad will happen tomorrow! It's written in the numbers.
Friend: Dude you need medical help.

-Scene Three-

Nick Cage: *in car stuck in traffic* I don't really know what is going on but it is raining so that means that change is coming... Will you look at that those numbers on my GPS look familiar... *pulls out numbered paper* Oh look they are the numbers that I couldn't figure out what they were. It's location. Something bad is supposed to happen today right here. I'm gonna get out of my car and trot up and see what's going on. *does so* Hello medical person is anyone hurt?
Medical person: Nothing bad. Oh shit I must run now! *runs*
Nick Cage: Wtf? *turns around* Oh would you look at that... A plane that is falling from the sky... It has just crashed into a field beside where I am standing. What to do? Hmmm... What the hell I'll just run into it since everything is on fire and exploding and I have nothing better to do.
Man on fire: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Nick Cage: Hold on I'll throw a blanket over you. There you go. Moving on. Oh will you look at that multiple people on fire and screaming... and oh I just saw those 3 people blow up... Oh look there are the medics I better go...

-Scene Four-

Nick Cage: Wow this is real. I must find the person who wrote this, but alas she is dead. I will now stalk her daughter and granddaughter with my son as an accomplice. *stalks*
Caleb: Uh dad?
Nick Cage: Go play with that little girl over there. I will use your discussion as a way to strike up a conversation so that I can ask her mother about her crazy mother and the numbers!
Caleb: Uh ok...
Nick Cage: *walks over to woman* Our kids get along and I'm a bit creepy but lets go have some refreshments with our children.
Woman: Ah ok.

-Scene Five-

Nick Cage: No more talk of parents who are gone. Tell me of the numbers.
Woman: You're crazy! We are leaving!
Nick Cage: Something bad will happen tomorrow!
Woman: I can't help you. You need professional help! *leaves with daughter*

-Scene Six-

Nick Cage: What are you doing?
Caleb: These strange creepy men gave me this black stone.
Nick Cage: Don't talk to strangers.

-Scene Seven-

Caleb: Dad's a bit strange... But maybe I should try to go to sleep...
Creepy Dude: *ninja's through wall, whispers* It is your turn for trauma.
Caleb: Dude you just appeared in my bedroom...
Creepy Dude: *whispers* Shh I am ninja! Now look out your window and see the future.
Caleb: Uh ok... *walks to window* Oh god trees on fire! And deer! Running on fire! The precious animals are cooking! AHHHH!
Creepy Dude: *ninja's out*
Nick Cage: Caleb! *hugs* It's ok. We can be crazy together.

-Scene Eight-

Nick Cage: I have left my son with my sister and I shall now go to stop bad event! I am at the location let me chase a dude who I think may be a terrorist. Nope he just stole some DVDs... I chased him onto a train for nothing.... Oh shit there is a train coming this way and it will kill us all! Run! *grabs nearby lady and hits the deck* *trains mows over plenty of screaming people as it flails everywhere but misses Nick*

-Scene Nine-

Woman: *sitting on Nick's step* You were right my mother knew the numbers and I'm supposed to die in a few days.
Nick Cage: I have to figure out this last event. Lets go to where your mother was.
Woman: Ok. Road trip kids.

-Scene Ten-

Nick Cage: *at crazy number writing dead ladies house* Well there is nothing here but this picture of Ezekiel looking at god and some other stuff from his visions I'll take it anyway. And oh look she carved the words Everyone Else into the bottom of her bed.
Caleb: *out side in car with little girl* Dude there are the creepy ninja men! They are getting closer! I will honk the horn!
Nick Cage: *runs out with woman* Are you ok!
Caleb: Creepy dude dad.
Nick Cage: *grabs gun* Stay here I will chase them in the dark with my flashlight and a little pistol. *runs into forest until he finds Creepy Dude* What the hell do you want!?
Creepy Dude: *whispers* I would tell you but you cannot hear my whispers. Instead I will open my mouth and blind you with the light of them!
Nick Cage: Ah blind!
Creepy Dude: *ninja escape*

-Scene Eleven-

Nick Cage: Well we here at my work place because your daughter took the picture I found at your mothers house and colored in the sun around God and that triggered something in my brain. Well will you look at that there is going to be a solar flare that will burn up the ozone and kill everything on earth.
Woman: We are fucked.

-Scene Twelve-

Woman: We must get to the caves! We might be able to survive there!
Nick Cage: No radiation is too powerful! I must get the door your mother scratched the last numbers into because she was young and crazy! I forgot that her senile and old teacher told me that in the beginning of this movie! But now I need it! *runs off with door to find the numbers*
Woman: Come on kids we have to get a head start.

-Scene Thirteen-

Woman: *stopped at a gas station, on the pay phone with Nick* No we have to get to the caves!
Creepy Dude's: *climb into the car with the kids and drive away*
Woman: No the kids! *steals another car and begins pursuit. Light turns red. Drives through anyway. Gets hit by a semi truck.* Damn mom was right. I die today. *dies*

-Scene Fourteen-

Nick Cage: *finds woman dead in back of ambulance* I'm sorry... *opens her hand and finds the black stone* I must save our children.

-Scene Fifteen-

Nick Cage: *follows tracks into forest by woman's mom who was crazy house. Stops. Gets out. Sees Creepy Dude. Points gun.* Where is my son!
Creepy Dude: *whispers* I would tell you but you can't hear the whispers...
Caleb: Hi dad. He gave me this rabbit. And now we are gonna leave. But he says you can't come.
Nick Cage: It's ok. We'll be together forever.
Woman's Daughter: I'll hold your bunny while you say goodbye. *tucks under arm with her bunny walks over to four Creepy Dudes*
Caleb: Bye dad.
Creepy Dudes: *whispers* He cannot hear our whispers he cannot come. We shall now reveal our true forms. *turn into glowy human forms with the faint outline of wings.*
Caleb: We are going to restart the human race even though I have no idea what that means at my young age of about 7.
Creepy Dudes: *whisper* Yes. There are four of us which is symbolic for the four creatures that Ezekiel saw and this is our space ship which he also saw. Now we go.
Caleb: Ok. *gets into space ship*
*space ship takes off and departs earth along with several others from around the world*
Nick Cage: *still on earth, falls over*

-Scene Sixteen-

Nick Cage: Everything is starting to burn but I'm going to go talk to my dad who I haven't spoken to in years.
Dad: Welcome home son. This isn't the end.
Nick Cage: I know. Group hug. *makes peace with God*
*earth is engulfed by fire*

-Scene Seventeen-

Caleb: Oh look. We are on a strange planet with funny looking grass and floating bubbles. And there is a white tree in the very center I think it must be the tree of life. We must be Adam and Eve. Let's run to it!

THE END

Me: *who has been eating popcorn drops last peice in the bag* Really? Freaking really?!?!?!

So now that that is out of this system the movie begins fairly well. There is an excellent set up for a man who believes that things are all dictated by chance to discover that everything happens for a reason as he saves the world. But how the hell do you save the world from the freaking sun?!?!?!

Of course I was still hoping he could but everything happened so his son could be taken by aliens to the new earth and repopulate it...

Dude you aliens can walk through walls... Take the kid in the night and skip all the crap with the numbers and visions of burning things that don't really matter anyway!!!! If you want to kid to come by choice offer him candy! Or just look like his dad! Those aren't your real faces anyway!

Overall the movie seemed to be very lacking. Sure the main character made his peace with God and his family, but I would too if I knew there was impending doom!

Best part of the whole movie was the fact that the kids were carrying rabbits as they went to the new earth... Dude they are supposed the screw like bunnies and repopulate the place... awesome....

Movie of epic fail...

The end...



If the above made no sense it is because I have been mentally scared by this movie and it is one AM in the morning...

I saw this on raspberry-wings journal and decide that since I had time to kill I wanted to do it.

A
- Available: Yep
- Age: 21... when did that happen!
- Annoyance: Oh there are so many... Main one right now is text talking...
- Animal: Wolf or Dragon if that counts.
B
- Beer: No thank you...
- Birthday: 2/2
- Best Friends: Rubber Ducky, Fangirl. (the new roomie is moving on up to here)
- Body Part on opposite sex: Omg the abs or arms if they are fit... just yum..
- Best feeling in the world: Knowing that you are loved.
- Best weather: Sunny, 65ish degrees, and slightly breezy.
- Been in Love: Yep
- Been on stage?: yep... church plays.
- Believe in Magic: depends on what you clasify as magic but I do believe to an extent.
- Believe in God: Yes.
- Believe in Santa: not since I was seven... but still like the idea...

C
- Candy: anything chocolaty
- Color: blues/greens/mixes of both (specifically teal)
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Depends on the substance.
- Chinese/Mexican: Gah I like both!
- Cake or pie: Depends on the type of both... frosting mmm...
- Cheese: smoked Gouda... or various other types.

D
- Day or Night: afternoon through night.
- Dance in the rain?: Oh definately. Rain and mudpuddles.

E
- Eggs: yummy
- Eyes: hazel
- Everyone's got a(n): issue
- Ever failed a class?: nope. Lowest I have was a C.

F
- Full name: longish and german
- First thoughts waking up: "Give me back my dream scene! That was good!"
- Food: ...that reminds me... I need lunch...

G
- Greatest Fear: not being able to feel emotions (becoming desensitize to things)
- Goals: To gradute college... and to clean my room.
- Gum: not really hurts my jaw.
- Get along with your parents?: usually really well.
- Good luck charm: don't really have one.

H
- Hair Color: Brownish
- Height: 5' something
- Happy: oh yeah! Spring coming!
- Holiday: Christmas, the whole family is together!
- How do you want to die: Don't care how I would just prefer to be old and not have it be painful...

I
- Ice Cream: Cakebatter or anything made at my work.
- Instrument: Uh I guess my voice but that only works a portion of the time... I would love to learn to play the piano.

J
- Jewelry: always wear hand made necklace out of thread (that is knotted) with a charm that says dragon written in Chinese.
- Job: Tutoring durning the school year, kitchen staff of the country club during the summer.

K
- Kids: Oh yeah
- Kickboxing or karate: If I had to pick it would be some stlye of martial arts... but I'm not ninja...
- Keep a journal: sort of on livejournal and then when I really need to.

L
- Longest Car Ride: To California and back... took 2 and a half weeks, not all driving time.
- Love: comes in several forms? (and I have a few of them)
- Letter: uh....not particularly...
- Laughed so hard you cried: Omg yes! All the time. Then my stomach hurts.

M
- Milk flavor: sometimes
- Movies: The lion king/anything Disney/I like to many to really choose.
- Motion sickness: Not really.
- McD’s or BK: McD's! BK is gross!

N
- Number of Siblings: 2
- Number of Piercings: None... having something to do with not wanting to be stabbed.
- Number: 18 I guess...

O
- One wish: uh I have to many to pick one.

P
- Perfect Pizza: mushroom, onion, bacon, and stuffed crust with garlic dipping sauce on side.
- Pepsi/Coke: either

Q
- Quail: are cute?

R
- Reason to cry: When those around me are. Empathy...
- Reality T.V.: American idol sometimes if that counts.
- Radio Station: 89.9/88.3 my WAYFM
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yep.
- Ring size: not sure... big...

S
- Song: currently... uh... idk I'll just randomly pick one off of my playlist. The winner is "Survivor" by Tohoshinki
- Shoe size: 8-10
- Salad Dressing: Ranch
- Sushi: never tried, want to though.
- Skipped school: High school no, college yes.
- Slept outside: Does camping count? Napped outside in the summer.
- Smoked?: never
- Skinny dipped?: nope...
- Shower daily?: in the summer. Evey other in the winter... I get to dry if it is daily.
- Sing well?: Depends on the day.
- In the shower?: Well I do several things beside the obvious. I sing, dance, brain storm, carry out conversations with myself... you get the point...
- Swear?: occasionally but usually just when I'm angry.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries win.

T
- Time for bed: by 2 am at the lasted... Depends on what we are watching.
- Thunderstorms: are awesome

U
- Unpredictable: at times

V
- Vacation spot: Some where asian... preferably with a friend and going to concerts...

W
- Weakness: I love/trust to easily and too completely.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Rubber Ducky... sisters totally count as friends
- Who makes you laugh the most: rubber ducky or my roommate. We have so much fun.
- Worst feeling: fear
- Wanted to be a model?: not really... It would be fun to dress up though
- Where do we go when we die?: heaven or hell
- Worst Weather?: I was in a really bad storm that resulted in a tornado nearby.

X
- X-Rays: for teeth and once when I screwed up my wrist.
- Ex's: yep

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Is a warm and happy color that not too many people can wear well...

Z
- Zoo animal: uh they have these really cool wolves at a zoo near me. Or any of the big kitties.

I was reading journal entry and decided I needed to share my story of geekyness!

(Note: please ignore story time if you do not wish to read sobe energy induced energy high, story)

So the other day I was at my math study group with the 4 other people in my class (yes there are only five people including me in my math class, because we are too stubborn to quit or too stupid to get out while the getting is good... we just haven't figured out which one). We were all working diligently-or as diligent as you can on upper level math-when a friend of one of the guys, who shall now be known as Chris (Note: the guy in my class not the friend of guy for those who may now be confused), walked up to chat with him. Chris and 'friend' started talking and I ignored them as I was helping someone else with a math problem.

My ignoring lasted right up until friend said "Oh by the way I need to barrow the next disk of YuYu Hakusho from you." I this point I stopped ignoring Chris and 'friend' and started ignoring 'someone else'.

'Someone else' proceeded to ask me another question to which I responded "Oh sorry I was distracted by his conversation." *insert hand gesture towards Chris and friend here*

Chris laughs and says, "You were probably think YuYu-blah blah what?"

"Actually," I reply to him (Note: I have once again forgotten all about 'someone else' ). "I was just thinking 'That is a pretty good one.'"

Then he goes, "Really?" As if he is completely surprised that I knew that it existed. "You like anime?"

To which I reply with a yes. From here the conversation dissolves into discussing various shows and things that we have seen and enjoyed. (Note: 'someone else' ended up getting help from someone else). When our little study meet came to a close Chris and I were the last to leave and our parting words were about Bleach.

Since that moment we have decided that our little college needs to get Japanese as a foreign language and we are going to petition or something. He likes Japanese music and asked me to "hook him up with some" since he knows I have a ton. (Note: To those of you that know me from high school, my music collection has had babies or something... Pretty much at a rabbit production rate... My once only anime opening and ending collection has evolved...and then evolved some more into Korean... apparently it hasn't yet heard of the whole natural selection theory...) He told me he knows he likes Utada Hikaru's sound but he has little music. So I shall go from there and build a collection for him.

So basically I found a man who is as good at math as me, likes anime, wants to learn Japanese, has an excellent sense of humor, loves to use well placed sarcasm, spends most of the 50 minute math class discreetly goofing around with me, and is already taken. That last one is super special... *shakes fist at sky* I don't know which is worse finding the perfect guy and having him have a girl friend or all of this rain!!!! (Note: Ask me again when it hasn't been pour gallons of H2O all day).

Now back to trying to be content with being single...

Ending note: Beware Kat-tun's new single, Rescue, is highly addictive...

The note that comes after the credits: How the hell do they organize these mood things!!!! This makes no sense!!!! How do I know what 'on an incredible energy high' is categorized as!!!!

The note that comes after everyone has left the theater: This all sounded much funnier in my head I'm sure...

So I, the poor college student have decided to take commissions! Looking for a plushie of something you just can't find? Or a design of bag that no one seems able to do? You my friend have come to the right place.

I will make plushies such as [link].

I will make bags such as [link] and [link].

I will paint Organization XII Boxes like [link].

I will make belts like [link]

Prices:

Plushies - start at $15 and range up depending on complexity. (Timcampy is selling for $20.)

Bags- Start at $20 and range up depending on complexity of design.

Boxes - $8

Belts - Start at $10


If you would like something please send me a note with what you would like. I will try the best I can to create something close to the design you want so feel free to be creative!